Below are the 11 most recent journal entries recorded in Joey Balinski's LiveJournal:

Monday, March 13th, 2006
8:00 pm	UPDATE!! So decided it was time for an update...yeah i had some surgery on my stomach, ouch that shit hurt but i am better now!! whoop whoop!! so yeah, i am off till the 27th which is fucking awesome! hehe yeah so i am still single and yeah i am still looking! but thats alright....hehe peace out everyone Current Mood: cheerful (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 15th, 2005
11:33 pm	3 am and chunky soup?? well this week i worked a total of 46 hours within 3 days mon, tues, and wed....shew whatever...i like work....making the money!!! well when i got home around 6pm on wed i cleaned up my room and fell and crashed on my bed and wouldnt u know it, everyone in the world wants to call me! and play txt games YAY!! i know its early for me but i was POOPED!! haha mike decided to have a party or get together i didnt care, but around 3 am he runs into my room screaming my name i thought someone was dead the way he was running around....i was like fuck "u have to help michelle" "i cant do it" "please joey help her" i was starting to freak out like oh know did u LITERALLY cut her omg! haha well i walk into his bedroom she is passed out on his bed and on the ground is "puke" well it looked like chunky soup so i just started laughing my ass off.....it was hilarious to me, maybe i was delirious or something but i kept telling mike he spilled soup and he was laughing as well and falling down omg!! i love drunk mike he is hilarious! oh and mike if u read this dont cook anymore!! please!!! ur noodles were ugly! and that nasty ass unflavored chicken!! Current Mood: blah (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
11:33 pm	let me tell u about my wt christmas party expierence first...omg this girl had a garage made of particle board and a tarp...WTF?!?! hehe anyways me and kristen finished off a 12 pack of millers in there and i didnt feel no buzz..which is bad....but the mac and cheese was good.., so i lost my id as most know, yeah stalling on getting a new one and the whatever place wouldnt let me in so we decided to come back to my place and party out.....well the party turned into make out times!!! whoop whoop and it got alil steamy EVERYWHERE! trust me everywhere....oh my enough said, all of u that were there thanks for fucking coming and drinking with me! Current Mood: bouncy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
11:36 am	FROSTBURG! So as most know i went to frostburg this weekend with my best friends!! Mary and Brittany came and picked me up friday to drive down there, the car ride was awesome cuz Brittany drove and mary was in the back doing homework, i love how mary tries to do homework while partying sucha good girl! Brittany u cant drive bitch! dont hate me! we are FWB! well after about 2 1/2 hours in the car we pull up to the ghetto, oops i mean curtis, steph and erins house. so after unpacking the car i open a beer, i mean what else is there to do, well everyone follows suit and we play beer pong!! whoop whoop well Brit and Erin got fucked up that night hehe and then after everyone was asleep they were smoking damn bitches thats ok i dont smoke! haha saturday was more of my day, cuz i whooped everyones ass in beer pong!!! yeah eat it! but yeah frostburg trips consist of drinking and eating and the usual get on the computer drunk hahaha Current Mood: working (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, November 28th, 2005
10:17 pm	Joey to the Rescue!! OMG!! let me start my story hehe....i was on the phone with tony at work as most u know, i work with mentally handicapped people, bruce is retired and me and him sit home all day, hehe not always a piece of cake, but anyway this guy that always walks up and down the street, is walking yet again, i was sitting on the step talking, talking, talking u know hehe. Well this guy stops in front of the house and stares at something towards my way, i get alil creeped out cuz he stands for a hot minute, so i get up and turn around to walk in, i hear a crash of bottles and turn around and he is on the ground convulsing, i hang up on tony and call 911, everybody this guy was shaking i sat on top of him to keep him from hurting his self anymore, it was pavement he was banging on....so yeah his face was tore up and shew i ran to get some napkins, while i am doing this 3 people are just watching me and like just staring, damn bystanders.....needless to say i helped this guy out whoop whoop, i am the hero of the day!!! so after about 5 minutes of his seizure he trys to get up and walk away....i was like dude sit down and some cops pulled up and he was trying to like walk away and he kept tripping damn people need to listen to nurse joey!!! hahaha Current Mood: touched (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
1:11 pm	ok.....so gonna do a carrie off sex and the city yeah lots of drama all the time with my roommate, why doesnt he just come out?? well yesterday i pulled a 16 hour shift, shew shew shew, anyway i am here typing and he is like obsessing over some bottom boi! haha and hes a big old bottom his self, what u gonna do bang butts! haha anyway i think this is enough typing, nah i am gonna keep going. this boy i think likes me but does nothing to like show it, but i am made a move on him and i think he liked it but not sure, why guys?? grow a pair and be like joey lets sleep together, haha u all wish!!! ok i am done peace out Current Mood: mellow (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005
8:46 pm	listen to me, i am such a pain in everyones ass! i am so tired cuz of last night, damn miller liter!!! i have to invite friends over for mike to play beer pong, such a difficult task when its fucking tuesday night!! most people have class or half a class tomorrow!! omg i cant wait till frostburg whoop whoop!!!! omg i am gonna drink my lil ass off and make it a huge ghetto ass, like a black girls DONKEY, HEHE i like some words we americans make mean different stuff, if that makes any sense ok i am off the computer i think Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
5:02 pm	Hmmm Well i went to my friends house last night and we hung out, he likes this boy but i am not sure the boy likes him, i didnt get a chance to feel him out cuz dave was hovering big time, go to sleep bitch, but after some beer i felt fine..........fine.........fine hehehe Whoop whoop! turkey day is 2 days away bitches, i cant wait to shove my face full of food, like a fat lady at a buffet!!! hehe burn.... Current Mood: calm (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, November 21st, 2005
10:06 am	OFF!! Whoop whoop! I got the day off, thank u kristen! hehe my new bf!! anyway i am sitting here up already cuz my ass cant sleep in, omg i remembering the shaving cream and damn randallstown kristen we are the bomb! hahaha peace everybody Current Mood: cheerful (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 20th, 2005
10:58 am	Drinking Well i had my beer with breakfast, good hehehe. me and kristen came to terms with reality, we are alckies! is that even a word, hmm whatever. Yes and since i know my problem, i was going to fix it but i realized its not a problem to me! let me get off her and go drink some more! Current Mood: happy (Comment on this)
Friday, November 18th, 2005
11:30 pm	Why Peeps! Ok sitting at Erins, waiting for beer pong!! Today has been the day that everyone wants to call me!! WTF! So I hang out with a guy I met online, very nice and cute, my phone went off a total of like 10 times, first it was mom, then some black guy i havent liked talking to, and then some other people. Damn cell phones! Current Mood: crazy (Comment on this)